maori words for body parts

 

goldilocks

 

 BREAKING NEWS 

We are currently belgium buttock forest were the three bears live

Breaking news currently deadly girl named goldilocks has been caught in the act she has tried to fight police off but the got her in jail it is the 28 of april 2:45 pm repeat 2:45pm they have currently got her contained when the police arrived they found her escaping the perimeter though the window she went  they found her trying to climb a mountain when the F.B.I shot down from there helicopters and got her in a headlock up into the helicopter she went bye cruel girl said baby bear and mummy bear said finally also daddy bear said she is gone now so we can eat breakfast thankyou F.B.I 

Were are at the jail talking to goldilock she has sweared at us a lot of times and we told the judge what she said to us and we said she threatened to kill us with her bare hands we told on her for saying very bad words so the judge said she will get a very bad sentence maybe for life or death we said good on you then left bye we said and off we went along the path we are currently heading to the three bears house to ask them what they want the sentence to be for life with no parol or death breaking news just coming in she is wanted in all 50 states of america wow so they will want death were thinking we have to tell them everything we now unless we want to be fired we don´t want that to happen do we now so were here letś speak with them so what do you want to happen to her daddy bear¨I want her to die slowly with poison in her stomach for about 16 years¨ what do you want mummy bear ¨I want them to give her a lesson on manners then let her go when she is 32 years old that is all I want for her ¨baby bear¨ I want her to die in the electric chair for taking my stuff  right now ¨ well you have heard from them first on seven sharp well maybe you will hear about it on breakfast to tomorrow bye and thanks for watching see you next time the next day breaking news she has escaped from her prison she is on the run watch  out three bears is what she said last night bye bye you will never see light again hahaha. We are undercover in the 3 bears house were we think she is because we woke up the bears and told them what happened we put mannequins in there beds to see what she was going to do with them and if she kills them she will be sentenced to death strait away the F.B.I are looking for her in the choppa she has been seen in buttock forest that means she is close creek went the door i'm coming for you hahaha she has a gun said baby bear i it is a a big gun waa waa i am scared we see her going up the stairs she shot only 3 times then she laughs out loud ha ha ha haaa we ran out of the house and into the choppa she shot one engine down we are crash landing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we have enough for 4 only the captains say jump take them we will try to save the choppa it will be hard but possible we finally jump then they got back into the sky because we are very heavy then goldilocks is getting close to us now we can hear her wicked laugh ha ha haaaaaaa we hear her shot again we hear a huge BANG baby bear cries so hard I Almost feel bad for you she says i'm coming the camera directly in the middle gets shot we run as fast as we can her friend comes to pick her up in a mustang we wonder where she came from it turns out that her friend lives in buttock forest we get the F.B.I to come and pick us up in the choppa we jump onto the ladder they put down for us speed up quick go go go we say we need to get away get away from her they go to the jail she follows us and we get her into her sell with a TV now she is so addicted to it

   

to be continued 

AGAIN

On saturday morning 10:27 am 12 december belgium butock forist 

Just in we have discord that three bears have been robbed here they are now RAAAAAAAR thank you for the feedback now we need to know WHERE GOLDILOCKS LIVES  1:09 pm we have recently found goldilocks footprints we have now follow the footprints to goldilocks house.

Here are the three bears about to inter goldilock RAAR I think that means the us in you little tart we are going into goldilocks house they saw her mum and said where goldilocks and she said upstairs so they went upstairs and saw goldilock and said you little fart you need a found 400,000 dorles goldilocks said no i don’t need to because my friend is in the FBI so you need to let me go otherwise i will call her so let me go now no said the FBI so goldilocks called her friend and her friend was there the one who was hand catching her so she said no thanks i am good i am not letting you go so you're getting a find yay said the FBI noooooooooooooooooo said goldilock 

So goldilocks went to jail for life in jail goldilock had a self defence screaming so when she did everyone in the world could hear it so she screamed  so much she finally lost her voice at the end.

goldilocks and the three bears

Goldilocks is a mini ROBBER. She steals anything that takes her likes. She loves to forbid the law. She is an awful little girl no one likes her. She has no persanality.

Baby bear is a whining bear. He loves porridge. But he is very easy to hurt because he is soft and he cares about anything. Baby bears personality is he is so annoying.

Papa bear likes hard stuff to sit on it is good because nobody will take it. It’s so hard that only he can lift it. Papa bear is the strongest bear in the world he does anything to help everyone but GOLDILOCK he would demolish her like she is nothing.

Mama bear does not care about the clothehs she wears. She is nice she is caring and loving she is very kind.she is an old vasain bear. She does not care about what people say.

the match

 Mr gold scraped the match extremely hard against the match box, then the flame lit it was burning the wood vigorously.

I heard a sparking sound like me eating rice bubbles in the morning  and then i heard flames.

My nose picked up the scent of smoke then I smelt burnt popcorn.

When I opened my mouth I could taste a sweet flame or sensation  of burnt toast.

I picture that I touched the flame and I thought it would burn my hand off.

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